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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!" -
Upload to Facebook Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence...
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What are vowels?
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night! -
Upload to Facebook English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
Upload to Facebook Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
Aunty: Silent. -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her!
