Pickup line of 2020: Can I socially distance your legs? |
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? |
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need! |
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I? |
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions. |
You're too hot. Let me blow you! |
Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory! |
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them! |
Are you a power button? Because you turn me on! |
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house! |