If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? |
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long! |
Sex is a killer... want to die happy? |
Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks? |
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra? |
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts? |
Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you? |
Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook! |
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place! |
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? |