Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior! |
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. |
Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them? |
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off! |
Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass! |
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK! |
Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you! |
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS! |
Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it! |