| Hey girl, If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting a head? |
| Come on over, to my beautiful place; So I can cum, on your beautiful face! |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants! |
| That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. |
| Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game! |
| I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight. |
| You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me? |
| I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? |
| I may not be "Fred Flintstone" but I can sure make your bed rock! |
