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Santa asks his angry wife for sex.
Jeeto: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let's do it DOGGY style! -
Santa: My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Banta: They are all alike. Mine is very demanding and I have to but her something every time I convince her to engage in the act. Even your's demands something? Santa: Unlike your's, she does it when she has to time an egg! -
![Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.
Banta: How?
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed! -
Santa: Plumbers and Pizza delivery guys have the best jobs ever.
Banta: What makes you think so?
Santa: That's what it seems after watching the adult movies! -
Jeeto: Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale.
Santa: Too bad, I like bras 100% off! -
Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says, "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse. She puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"! -
Santa, unable to satisfy his wife took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change?"
Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta! -
Santa: Why do prostitutes charge per hour?
Banta: Dunno! Why this question?
Santa: I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes? -
Santa walks into a crowded bar pointing a gun around, "Who the fuck has been sleeping with my wife?" He shouts out.
A voice comes from the back, "I don't think you brought enough ammo"! -
Santa: I am pissed off by my life.
Banta: Now what happened?
Santa: It has become so boring and monotonous that I dreamt of making love to my own wife!
