| Banta: Do you know who are the best goalkeepers in the world ? Santa: Women, no matter how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in. |
| Santa and Banta on the brink of divorce, decided to visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asked Jeeto about the problem. "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation," she said. "Is this true?" the counsellor asked, turning to Santa. "Well, not exactly," Santa replied. "She's the one who suffers, not me." |
| In a train, Pappu's top berth is taken by someone. And Santa's wife, Jeeto is on the middle berth. Santa complains to the TT, " A man sleeping over my wife is not giving berth to my son". |
| Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in. Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me"! Santa replied, "I know, that's why I'm doing it with her"! |
| Jeeto and Santa see a hot girl. Jeeto: So big, aren't they? Santa: Yes! Jeeto: Are they artificial? Santa: I think natural. Jeeto: Earrings and Natural? Silence... |
| Santa: What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages? Banta: You know it's becoming quite popular these days. Santa: What a big fuss? I've been married for years and I keep having the same sex. |
| Santa: I am really having a very bad day. Banta: What happened? Santa: A nymphomaniac told me today, "Let's just be friends"! |
| Santa: When it comes to sex, my wife and I like different things. Banta: Everyone has one's own likings and dislikngs. How are you different? Santa: She likes missionary and doggy position. I like my receptionist. |
| Jeeto: Do you love me? Santa: What do you think? That I'm doing pushups! |
| Jeeto: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Santa: Not all of them. Only those who have big mouths and small dicks. |