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![Santa: How was the interview?<br />
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.<br />
Santa: Then?<br />
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong!]()
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Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Santa: Then?
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong! -
Recruitment Consultant on a phone call to Santa, "Sir, I have two openings for you...!"
Santa replied indifferently, "Yes. I know".
There was a long silence and then she said, "Kutta Kahin Ka"! -
Santa got sacked as a local Tambola caller...
Apparently,
"A MEAL FOR TWO WITH A TERRIBLE VIEW",
was not the best way to call a number! -
![Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?<br />
Santa: What cricket team?]()
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![Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?<br />
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.]()
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Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings. -
![Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.<br />
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!]()
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Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked! -
![Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.<br />
Banta: And what did you become?<br />
Santa: Father...]()
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Banta: And what did you become?
Santa: Father... -
![Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.<br />
Banta: So why hypocrite?<br />
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!]()
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Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant! -
![Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning! -
![Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.<br />
Banta: And how is that?<br />
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!
