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![Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.<br />
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?<br />
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared! -
![Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says `1st gear, 2nd gear...`<br />
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says `Full tank, please`!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"! -
![Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.<br />
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, `Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?`<br /> Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?"
Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years! -
Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?
Santa with great sadness, "You are shaking it right now!" -
![Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?<br />
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night! -
![Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.<br />
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!]()
Upload to Facebook Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE! -
![Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.<br />
Jeeto cried out, `You can't do this to me!`<br />
Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.
Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me!"
Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her! -
Jeeto (shouting): Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
Santa: I'm not. It's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching Tennis! -
![Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.<br />
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?<br />
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number! -
![Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?<br />
Santa: Ask your mother!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Santa: Ask your mother!
