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![Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?<br />
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand! -
![Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL! -
![Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?<br/>
Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali! -
Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers - Take me! Santa did not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats - Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere! -
![Santa: Have you heard of the new movie called 'Constipation'?<br />
Banta: No. Has it been released?<br />
Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet!]()
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Banta: No. Has it been released?
Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet! -
![Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?<br />
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper! -
![Santa to his wife, `Let's try anal tonight`.<br />
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!<br />
Santa: That's the spirit!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
Santa: That's the spirit! -
![Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?<br />
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.<br />
Banta: Just 2 pegs?<br />
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her! -
Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"
Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them! -
![Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.<br />
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
