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Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?"
Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night! -
Upload to Facebook Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.
Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me!"
Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Santa: Ask your mother! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: How was the interview?
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Santa: Then?
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?
Santa: What cricket team? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
