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Upload to Facebook Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
Banta: And what did you become?
Santa: Father... -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.
Banta: That's simply commendable.
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.
Banta: Are you unwell?
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
