| What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball! |
| For those who do not have easy access to porn: Switch to a TV channel showing Women Tennis and close your eyes and listen to it! |
| A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support! |
| Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch! |
| Why does Shane Warne never go to bed late? So he can get up Hurley! |
| At a gay wedding, the official priest was confused on how to declare two men husband and wife. After a long silence, the priest said, "I hereby pronounce you Man-United!" |
| Women's Boxing - the only sport where the fighters are are probably bleeding before the fight. |
| These new girls hosting the IPL are so dumb they probably think "no ball" is a euphemism for being eunuch. |
| Chris Gayle hits 175 NO in T20 game in IPL Thank God, we can't blame Indians for so many rapes in India. Now we can even blame the West Indians! |
| Chris Gayle hits 175 NO in T20 game When a man rapes another man, he is called GAY; But when a man rapes 11 men, he is called GAYle! |