Why is the game of Golf totally wrong? It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole; Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole! |
How the Brazilians are feeling: Brazil goalkeeper Cesar to Coach Scolari: I am sorry. I should have kept my legs together. Scolari: No son, it's not your fault. Your mother should have! |
FIFA World Cup 2014: Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica and Netherlands are the first 4 teams to go into round of 16. They all have Weed and Prostitution Legalized. So what's the moral of the story? Dope and Fuck... and you'll have all the luck! |
Pool Table is a cool table... since it teaches us how to play with balls and concentrate on many holes by using only one stick! |
How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl? No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top! |
At 18 a lady is like Football, 22 men behind her; At 28 Basketball, 10 men behind her; At 38 Golf ball, 1 man behind her; At 48 Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to another! |
IPL 7: Looking at this Bumrah's bowling action, bet he has a tough time wanking! |
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick! |
Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single stick! |
Dhoni told his bowlers to use their brains and not just their balls... women have been saying this to men for centuries! |