Transurphobia is the fear of haircuts.
If you ever drop glass, put a piece of bread on it. The consistency of the bread will pick up even the smallest shards.
Caraphernelia
Cah-Rah-Fer-Knee-Lee-A
(n.) a brken herat disease that occurs whenever someone leaves you, but leaves all of their things behind.
Nutella uses 25% of the world's supply of hazelnuts.
Dysania:
(n.) The state of finding it extremely hard to get out of bed in the morning.
Fact of the matter
Most deer are born with white spots but lose them within a year.
Ploitering:
(vb.) Pretending to work when you're not.
Canvasbacks are diver ducks well equipped with their own form of flippers - large webbed feel that make them smooth and graceful swimmers.
Deipnosophist
(n.) Someone skilled in small talk.
A female octopus is called a hen.