| Every message has a ready reply by the MS staff. They know what is coming after they designed the stupid software. |
| A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him 'What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?' The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, 'A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.' Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment... |
Microsoft allianace with Pentium! This is what is happening after the secret alliance of MS with Pentium. 
Veerappan at cybercafe ! He is mailing his demands to the Union Home Minister, let us hope the Minister is also computer savvy! 
Titanic again ! `Titanic` ! There is some thing about this name which keeps it down all the time... 
Traffic light tree ! Look out for your own signal otherwise the ticket is waiting ! 
On the shaky track! The outcome of Orissa earthquake. 
