What a Lucky Escape!!!
"How did the accident happen?" asked the doctor.
"Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us...
"How did the accident happen?" asked the doctor.
"Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us...