SantaBanta Jokes - Bush

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Dil maange More Saurav Ganguli, Anil Kumble and Zaheer khan who were out of the team for their flop performance, were named in the provisional 30-player squad by Kiran More for the ICC Champions Trophy to be played at home in October-November.
Cover Girl 40-year-old singer, Janet Jackson, appears on the cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini bottom and a necklace made of large shells.
Hottest Woman Not Aishwarya, Not angelina Jolie....it's Anandita Dutta from Assam (India) who is all set to stake claim as the world's 'hottest' woman as she can gobble spiciest variety of red-hot chillies without batting an eyelid or shedding a tear
Bush's Apetite US President George W Bush attributed a modest weight gain over the last year to eating too many cakes on his 60th birthday.
Sex-Maniac In Frankfurt (Germany) a sex-starved wife called up police as her husband wasn't fulfilling her sexual obligations whereas in Kolkata (India) a bank employee killd his wife because she refused to have sex with him.