Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended.
Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
Dildos are for pussies.
A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.
Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman.
For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.
Does Thailand has any plan for correcting the spellings of its country and its capital?
A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
