When it comes to oral sex, being a woman sucks!
One who hesitates later masturbates.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
Together we can lick pornography.
If abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism!
I love oral sex; it's the phone bill I hate.
Blow jobs are flowers for men.
Blowjobs are like songs. Unless you finish, they really don't count!