I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.
Girlfriends cum and go... but masturbation is forever!
I single handedly figured out sex.
Women are like bombs. If they don't blow, they're pointless.
The one who hesitates... later masturbates!
Mean people suck - nice people swallow!
If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco.
He who hesitates, finally masturbates!
I had an erection when I woke up this morning... but I beat it single-handedly.
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
