Too much sex is not good for one, but rather nice for two!
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that Penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted!
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Constipation is the thief of time
I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes.
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Virgin Airline ad: "We are more experienced than our name suggests!
Whoever said talk is cheap hasn't seen phone sex bills.
