Boys who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
He loves 'babes', especially those born 16 to 25 years ago.
No! Nothing like that! I'm just disabling your "virgin" feature.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Fighting for peace is like making love for virginity.
Adding manpower to a late project is like getting nine women pregnant in hopes of obtaining a baby in one month.
Women vs. beer: You know you're the first one to pop a beer.
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
Sex isn't over-rated -- it's over-analyzed.
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute?
