Man have more hair on chest than woman; but on whole, woman have more.
I was born with a deformed penis. As soon as sex is mentioned, it rears its ugly head.
I've got a 12-inch penis, but I don't use it as a rule.
Man who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.
A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts.
Everything is made in China. Except babies, they're made in Vagina!
Boobs are like sodas, nobody likes them flat.
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.
The tan lines that girls get after sunbathing are almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts.
The "Bra Section" is the only place you fail if you get an A.