Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
I love blind dates... because you can stare at their tits.
If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a "bullshit".
Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury.
Nipples: Nature's thermometer
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
I'm having a party later in the day for people with premature ejaculation. But feel free to come as early as you wish.
When people say "It's better than sex".
Obviously, they've never had sex with me.
The boner stands up for what it believes in.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.