Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick.
Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!
Practice safe text - use commas and never miss a period.
All of my orgasms are handmade.
A cannibal is a person who likes to see other people stewed.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!
It's in the mixture.
He offered her a scotch and soda, she declined. Then he offered her a scotch and a sofa, she reclined.
Weight is the new 'Virginity';
Everyone is trying to lose it!
A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.