Mature Graffiti


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Does Thailand has any plan for correcting the spellings of its country and its capital?

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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!

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Boobs are a proof that men can focus at two things at a time!

To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit.

Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once.

Both my wife and I are sterile. Is there any possibility that we will pass this on to our children?

Why isn't Gold Spot relaunched as 'G Spot'.

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Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.

Cashiers are always checking out people.