Remember, no one is perfect. Everyone's ass has a crack in it.
Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things that money can buy.
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Is 'ea' 69 for midgets?
A debutant male actor in a porn movie would be a "New Cum-er"!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then the things get worse!
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit!
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work!
Women, you give them an inch... And they want 6 more!
I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality... but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse.
