When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
How's your wife and my kids?
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones
If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta...
Mean people suck, Nice people swallow!
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used
