Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people
He loves 'babes', especially those born 16 to 25 years ago.
No! Nothing like that! I'm just disabling your "virgin" feature.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Fighting for peace is like making love for virginity.
Women vs. beer: You know you're the first one to pop a beer.
You are what you eat? Well that's awkward because you're a dick.
