Nobody's ugly after 2 AM!
Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
My figure used to be my fame. Now my fame has spread.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn!
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit.
Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'!
Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO!