Many a girl with a negative personality may be developed in a dark room.
I never turn my back on my friends, I don't trust them that much.
Never make an Arm Wrestling bet with a man who has been single for longer than a year!
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard.
Man who can tell better bedtime story will win pretty damsel, over man who pay dinnertime hefty bill.
Holding your pee is harder than holding your tears.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
It's O.K. to laugh during sex... but just don't point!
Dumb girls are those who use their brain to impress guys.