Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?
Life is sexually transmitted.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offsprings!
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
When two's company, three's the result.
I used to work at a bra factory, but it went bust.
If there were a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways?