When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
One woman's hobby is sometimes another woman's hubby.
Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse.
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
In a marriage, if sex without wife's consent is rape.
Then by this logic, isn't spending husband's money by the wife without his consent
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ROBBERY?
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
The difference between wives and husbands is that wives want to videotape the birth of their child while the Husbands want to videotape the conception.