Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.
PMS: Penis Must Suffer!
Marriage... Everything's hard, except your dick.
Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended.
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
A foolish man gives wife a grand piano;
A wise man gives wife an upright organ.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.