Women are blessed with nipples to make suckers out of men!
Slut is just a woman with morals of a man.
The world would be a better place if men admitted they cry and women admitted they masturbate.
Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them.
Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.
Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life!
Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off.
Woman who absentmindedly answers the door in her nightie is Negligent.
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.