Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity!
Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones.
If you want to be treated like a princess, then you better fuck like a porn star.
Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman.
For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Gay men come out of the closet. Lesbian women come out of the kitchen.
A bitch is not a bitch enough until she can awaken the wolf in you.