Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours.
Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
A woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
Man with head up ass, can't see for shit.
Woman who go camping must beware of evil inTENT.
He who let woman on top is fucking up.