Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
If God had wanted us to be ashamed of our nudity, he would have given us bigger hands.
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you're done.
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport.
If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls.