When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday.
A girl a day, keeps the hand away!
Have you heard about a gay who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends!
Work is like a gang bang, ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
An impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.
Gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass.
Pregnant mare often guilty of horsing around.
