Squirrel who run up woman's leg, not find nuts
Instead of 'SCREW', why don't they say 'NAIL' ? A man doesn't turn his point 'round and'round...he hammers it home
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Boys who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.
