Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison!
Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
For a nymphomaniac, enough is never enough.
Sex: The poor man's polo.
Making love is fine, but sometimes I just wanna get laid.
Sex is the poor man's Polo.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Does banging a fat chick count as lifting weights?