Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
Everything takes longer that it should except sex.
Whether or not sex is better than pot depends on the pusher.
Sex is poor man's Polo!
Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
Sex is like a vacation. It never lasts long enough.
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a raise.
An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons.