Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner
Sex is the poor man's polo. --Clifford Odets
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control !!
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
