Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome!
Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles, still pretty fucking awesome.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
Attraction: Associating a feeling of being horny with a particular person.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
Sex on beach is like American beer; fuckin' near water!
An Australian kiss is similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.