Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you. It's only when you leave her a virgin!
A platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.
Cry for cuts and stitches not for bastard and bitches.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.