Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!
Anticipation makes the hard-on longer!
Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue!
Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison!
Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb... anybody's.
Life is sexually transmitted.
One who hesitates later masturbates.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.