I love blind dates... because you can stare at their tits.
Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn!
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit.
Love is a complicated piece of machinery. Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it!
Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny!
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
Women are blessed with nipples to make suckers out of men!
Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'!
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Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
