Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones.
Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
A girl a day, keeps the hand away!
If you want to be treated like a princess, then you better fuck like a porn star.
Have you heard about a gay who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends!
It's in the mixture.
He offered her a scotch and soda, she declined. Then he offered her a scotch and a sofa, she reclined.
A flaccid penis is hard to beat.
Weight is the new 'Virginity';
Everyone is trying to lose it!
The "Bra Section" is the only place you fail if you get an A.
