The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Men with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.
A foolish man gives wife a grand piano;
A wise man gives wife an upright organ.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.
A passionate kiss is like a spider's web, it soon leads to undoing of fly.
A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with tits. It doesn't count.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Fate is like getting raped, if you can't fight it learn to enjoy it.
A man with his tool in a woman's mouth can also be a dentist.
If your girl is still a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that away.
